Hello and Happy Caturday to you all… Tonight I got depressed (because this is what Christmas is for me) so I went and bought a tree and put it up and now I’m still depressed but there is a tree in my living room.
I found a package of three catnip mice in one of the cats’ stockings, which made for great entertainment while trimming the tree. Now we just have to wait and see how long it takes them to knock it over…
Weasel, Pro Tree Knocker-Overer, reporting for duty.
I’m not sure who got me this glorious ornament last year, but it accurately describes my whole life: