Poor Charlotte can’t figure out which latitude line she’s on. A week ago we were shutting down the whole city for a snow storm and today it was almost 80 degrees. This is some real bipolar mess (see what I did there?) and I cannot even keep up.
Don’t worry, Charlotte. It’s ok to be totally hot and cold sometimes. It’s also ok to do the following things:
Eat Children’s Food
PB&J rollup for the win. This has been my breakfast for about two weeks straight. On Saturday I did celebrate with a pancake but I secretly wanted a PB&J rollup.
Pretend to Hate Weddings (but secretly love them)
My brother is getting married in June AND one of my very best friends got engaged last weekend. LET’S CELEBRATE.
Eat Vegan Junk Food
Sometimes you just need meat-less loaf and soymilk mashed potatoes and vegan gravy and that’s just not a problem to me.
Start a Bravo Tumblr
The next time I tell you I can’t do something because I’m busy, remember I started this tumblr and I spend time updating it so… I’m lying.
Eat Chocolate After Every Meal
Not after breakfast. That doesn’t appeal to me at all. But yes, after every single lunch and dinner… YES. I buy big bars of dark chocolate and go through one or two a week. I crave it like I assume people crave cigarettes except not really because that kind of trivializes that whole addiction now, doesn’t it?