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Pineapple Cider Smoothie

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I’m so over this snow. Everyone knows winter is the ugly stepsister of all the seasons, and she will receive no Valentines tomorrow because she is the worst. This weather has me one more episode of Millionaire Matchmaker away from booking a flight to Tanzania I cannot afford.

So let’s just drink tropical beverages, yes? Yes.

Apple cider vinegar is touted as a miracle cure-all in holistic health circles with a list of remedies ranging from appetite suppressant to teeth whitener. While I have yet to find a single solitary scholarly article backing a damn one of these claims, I do like the taste and whatever placebo effect it has on me. The pineapple + apple cider vinegar combo is one of my favorites, albeit a bit of an acquired taste. If you like kombucha, you like apple cider vinegar. Trust me.

Pineapple Cider Smoothie


  • 1 frozen banana
  • 1 cup coconut milk
  • 1/2 cup pineapple chunks
  • 1-2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar


  1. Throw everything in a blender and blend. Done.

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  1. You’re blog cracks me up. You’re hilarious.

  2. Meg Meg

    This looks delicious, and is making me so ready for summer!

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