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Blueberry Smoothie

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It’s time to accept the fact that I just don’t drink anymore.

Last night I went to see Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. at The Fillmore. I had half a vodka soda and then ate miso soup when I got home. I don’t even know. The night before I had half a martini. My snack that night was a peanut butter and jelly tortilla roll-up like a four-year-old.

Everyone knows the best part of going out is coming home to eat snacks anyway. So I think it’s time to stop wasting my money on half-consumed house vodka and just focus on my post-outing snacks instead.

The odd thing about drinking a whole lot less than I used to is that even when I have, say, half a damn $13 martini, I still somehow feel like I drank three of them the next day. I’m so old. That’s where this smoothie comes in the next morning.

Simple Blueberry Smoothie


  • 2 cups coconut milk
  • 1 frozen banana
  • 1/3 cup frozen blueberries
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/4 cup cashews (or 1 tablespoon nut butter)


  1. Add all ingredients to a blender and puree until smooth

You could also add frozen or fresh spinach to this. Or cocoa powder. Or protein powder. Or whatever. You can’ t mess up a smoothie, really.

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The show last night was awesome. Now I want to go to Detroit…

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. – We Almost Lost Detroit from Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. on Vimeo.


  1. This just made me feel so much better. I woke up feeling terrible only after one drink last night. I’ve been feeling old today too 🙂

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