#1 I am waking up early tomorrow and that is that.
I thought it would happen today but then I didn’t leave the house until 5pm, and that is the truth. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but tomorrow is my day, I tell you. I’m pretty sure I have self diagnosed (using WebMD and some books I found at a resale shop, SCIENCE) so everything should be fine soon.
Anyway, I’m so ready for tomorrow even my alarm is ready…
#2 People who don’t like pizza cannot be trusted.
I’ve just been thinking about this. Have you ever considered this truth? Think about all the people in your life who have said they don’t like pizza. Either 1) they are lying, or 2) they cannot be trusted. And that is the exact same thing.
#3 I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling twenty… eight.
Standard conversation with my old roommate. Related: The cat emoticon options are severely lacking on the iPhone. No black cat? No two-legged cat? COME ON.
#4 The greatest snack you will ever have is a dried fig topped with peanut butter topped with extremely dark chocolate… times six.
You have to eat six of them.
#5 I made you this free yoga class, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I decided to stop teaching yoga for a while (at least until I can figure out why I can’t leave my house until 5pm), but I must miss it so this video happened. It’s a 45-minute standard power vinyasa flow. I hope you like it. Oh, I made a playlist for it too that you can find here: 45-minute yoga playlist.