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Caturday 11.23.13

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I always kind of quietly compared having cats to having kids even though I know this causes parents GREAT RAGE. Think about it: they’re needy, entertaining, small soft bundles of light and love, full of poop… But then my brother went and had a baby yesterday and threw light on my dark underworld of cat collection. Now I’m like: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.

Turns out cats not only are not babies, they are anti-baby barriers repelling men up to two miles away. Life is hard.

Now that I know cats are not man magnets, I keep faith only by maintaining a giant internet crush on Lil Bub’s dad, who loves cats almost as much as I do.

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Real men love cats, duh.

When I wasn’t crying uncontrollably or trying to monopolize the baby-holding time yesterday, I told my brother that Baby Charlotte will have all the cats she wants. It took me a solid 16 years to convince my dad to let me have one so I’m playing the game early for my first niece.

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Because cat + baby is kind of the ultimate.

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I plan to spend most of today trying to get Weaz into a onesie so I can sneak her into the hospital to hang out with the other babies. See ya.

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One Comment

  1. Jen Jen

    Congrats on your new little niece! LOVE the name Charlotte, btw. I have a baby niece too (Miriana – Miri, for short), whom I will finally get to meet in person when I head home to KY for Thanksgiving…SOOO excited!!! Luckily for her, she already has a cat. 🙂

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