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Caturday 11.23.13


I always kind of quietly compared having cats to having kids even though I know this causes parents GREAT RAGE. Think about it: they’re needy, entertaining, small soft bundles of light and love, full of poop… But then my brother went and had a baby yesterday and threw light on my dark underworld of cat collection. Now I’m like: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.

Turns out cats not only are not babies, they are anti-baby barriers repelling men up to two miles away. Life is hard.

Now that I know cats are not man magnets, I keep faith only by maintaining a giant internet crush on Lil Bub’s dad, who loves cats almost as much as I do.

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Real men love cats, duh.

When I wasn’t crying uncontrollably or trying to monopolize the baby-holding time yesterday, I told my brother that Baby Charlotte will have all the cats she wants. It took me a solid 16 years to convince my dad to let me have one so I’m playing the game early for my first niece.


Because cat + baby is kind of the ultimate.

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I plan to spend most of today trying to get Weaz into a onesie so I can sneak her into the hospital to hang out with the other babies. See ya.


One Comment

  1. Jen Jen

    Congrats on your new little niece! LOVE the name Charlotte, btw. I have a baby niece too (Miriana – Miri, for short), whom I will finally get to meet in person when I head home to KY for Thanksgiving…SOOO excited!!! Luckily for her, she already has a cat. 🙂

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