Well. It happened. I caught Ralph and Weaz running drugs out of our apartment. I knew it was only a matter of time.
I wasn’t looking for it. I was just going about my business putting away clothes when I found THIS in my sock drawer:
What do you have to say for yourself, Weasel? Perhaps the first thing you should have to say is: “Hiding my catnip in your drawer was a stupid idea.”
Ralph denies any involvement.
“Nope. Never seen it.”
I’m not sure where they got the cash to get their hands on this much catnip considering they keep telling me they don’t have enough money to pay rent. But I have reason to believe Adam’s dog Diesel is their drug lord:
Needless to say, though, everyone is grounded until we figure it out.